So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
don't judge my taste in strippers
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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