What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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