Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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