I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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