Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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