Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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