I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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