Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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