need another drink. this is the easiest way
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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