is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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