i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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