Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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