using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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