Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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