North Korea, Best Korea!
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I cut my penus on the lid.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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