He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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