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OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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