Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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