And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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