I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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