Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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