you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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