mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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