do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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