I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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