I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
is that a dick in a sweater?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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