your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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