can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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