jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
did you just send me my own nude
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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