you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
