Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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