I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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