He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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