you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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