apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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