i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
