Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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