Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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