is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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