My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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