he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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