Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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