too bad you live with your parents still
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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