i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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