You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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