But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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