I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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