I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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