I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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