Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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