Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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