Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My life is pants optional.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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