when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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