the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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