You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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