One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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