i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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