I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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