It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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