NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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