i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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